My Boss, My Hero Review

Here’s a show that seriously crept up on me. I really thought I was not going to like it for several reasons. Instead, I ended up thoroughly enjoying it. That show is “My Boss, My Hero”.

The title explains a lot of what the show is about. In fact, I’m going to go out on a limb and say this is the best English-named show in the history of J-Drama. I’m going to go even further and say this might be the best use of English for Japanese people in the entire country, for anything.

See, the title plays on the double meaning of the phrase. Depending on how you read it it could either mean “My boss, who is also my hero” or it could mean “My (person X) boss, and my (person Y) hero”. See how that works?

So, the question you immediately ask is, “which one is it?”

The answer is both, which qualifies this for the best English title in Japan. I’m not sure who came up with this title but 1) give that person an award and 2) pay them some money to redo all your horrible translations everywhere else in the country.

Makio Sakaki is second in line to take over a powerful yfamily. He’s the strongest member in any yakuza family and is rightfully feared. The problem is he’s also the dumbest member of any yakuza family. He fights so well people call him “tornado” for being able to wipe out entire rival gangs single-handed. He also destroys really good negotiations single-handed.

Therefore, his father makes a deal. Makio must return to high school for the senior year and graduate or else he will find another person to take over the clan when he steps down. Makio, loving the yakuza, grudgingly accepts.

For those of you born long ago enough that you remember Adam Sandler as a good comedian, this might remind you a little of Billy Madison. And I think that comparison has some merit. Certainly, the plot follows much the same structure as Billy Madison.

I had high doubts as to whether I would enjoy this one.

Not only am I not a big fan of the Billy Madison theme, this drama plays on a lot of typical J-drama tropes I’m not a fan of. It centers around high school life, it resorts to “Japanese humor”, the lead is a long-hair Japanese pretty boy. Usually I make it about 60 minutes – 10 minutes per above situations present. That would normally make this one a 30 minute drama experience.

Yet, it works. First, Makio’s facial expressions are hilarious. Yeah, they are juvenile, but they are hilarious. It’s really the first thing that got me to enjoy the drama.

Furthermore, the show is about more than just high school life. It really does a good job at showing the personal growth of an individual when confronted with a situation contrary to their character. There are many touching moments and the character growth of Makio is fun to watch develop. In fact, Makio essentially develops 2 personalities: “Makio” and “Makky”. Makio himself undergoes the transformation through language use, tone of voice, hair style change, and clothing changes. The highlights of the show are when these two personalities clash or need to appear at the same time.

There are two things I’m not overly fond of in the drama.

First, the romantic relationships never develop. They are teased at but that’s about it. I’m not necessarily a big fan of romantic relationships all over the place but these seem a little weird. It’s almost as if they were half written and then forgotten about. I would have liked to see at least each person dealing with the resolution of a romantic interest not developing as hoped. One love interest in particular is hinted at and teased for 3/4 of the show, only to have it disappear as if it never existed.

An aside to this is Makio’s love interest. Now, you forget often during the show that Makio is supposed to be 28 years old when he returns for school. His girlfriend is 17. This never feels weird or odd in the show, but after everything ends you do tend to start thinking about that. I’ll let you decide how that stands with you. (Note: the actress who plays this part will appear more prominently in my next show review)

Second, the final episode is pretty bad. It’s really just a ceremonial reunion show. Japanese shows seem to have the “let’s overview the entire show” format for final episodes, which puts them at a disadvantage, but they can still be done alright (see Tokyo Love Story – the most difficult to watch last episode I can think of). This one is just bad. It leaves you feeling unsatisfied with the entire experience almost. It’s hard to say what they could have done differently seeing how the episode begins, but it would have been nice to have a better send off.

Japanese Level: Standard to extreme

Makio is a yakuza boss. This presents several problems. First, he speaks like a yakuza gangster. This is not normal Japanese. It’s very gutteral, very guyish, and uses tons of curse words and other forms you would never hear anywhere else in Japan. Yakuza speech to Japanese people is instantly recognizable, and there’s a reason. Second, it also means his underlings have a tendency to use very elevated speech when speaking to him. There’s even a small comical part when one uses standard politeness and Makio threatens to kill him for not addressing him with the proper respect. This requires very good Japanese skills to stay with the politeness shifts and different vocabulary used.

On the other hand, when Makky is in school it’s pretty standard Japanese. Nothing too difficult here. There’s some “high school talk” here and there, but overall I think it’s manageable.

Final Thoughts: A highly recommended show. Perfect for anyone who likes watching characters struggle with immense personal growth, the battle of destiny over desire, or pretty-boy Japanese guys.

Final Verdict: J-drama Watch-o-rating =  In the upper tier, but not the premium tier. Watch.

Drama Review – H2

Next up in the review series is the Japanese Drama “H2”.

This is going to be one of possible several reviews that are in fact half-reviews. This is one of a number of shows I started to watch and simply had no interest in continuing. I think I made it through about 45-50% of the episodes before stopping.

I initially gave it a shot for two reasons: 1) I was looking for an easier show to get into to work on my Japanese. 2) A bartender at a local establishment recommended it to me after I told her about my love of Tokyo Love Story.

H2 is a drama, like most J-dramas, based on a popular manga. It’s the story, like most J-dramas, of high school life. The story revolves around a high school baseball team, its star players, and their rival baseball team. In junior high, 3 friends comprised the nucleus of the best team in the nation.

Then they got hurt. They were told they would never play baseball again. So, they went their separate ways and ended up going to different high schools.

However, the doctor who gave the diagnosis turns out to be a quack and in fact all the kids are perfectly capable of playing baseball.

In many aspects the story is similar to the Bad News Bears mixed with Major League – an amazing player joins a team who literally can’t help but trip over their own feet (this comprises 50% of the “jokes” in the show as far as I can tell) and makes them great. The team is to be cut from the school the following season unless they can reach the high school tournament in Tokyo. The principle is a bit corrupt and through workings I couldn’t quite make out he stands to profit a bunch from this.

So the team sets out to accomplish what should be impossible.

Hilarity ensues.

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Actually it doesn’t. Well, unless you find watching people fall off chairs hilarious. I guess some people might.

The show isn’t too bad, and it does have some rather cute girls. Fortunately, I’ve never been persuaded to watch anything… wait… almost anything simply because the presence of some cute girls. Part of the story is that the two former best friends went to separate schools. Our protagonist (A) and his new rival (B) are those friends. The seemingly older B (seriously, the actor who plays him might be 35) spends a good deal of time secretly watching A and wishing him well. Even going so far as to help him out clandestinely a few times. I enjoyed this part of the show as traditional rivalry stories are a bit old at this point.

The main girl is cute and she grows on you after a while. Still, she spends most of her time as comic relief, and by “comic” here I mean she spends most of her time falling over and dropping things on the floor.

Japanese humor is just awful.

Anyway, she does grow on you. She’s a pretty decent actress, especially when you consider what she’s given. The burgeoning love story between A and the girl has its moments of sweetness.

In the end, I just couldn’t get in to it. I find myself too far removed from high school to care about watching high school things. I’ve been going through Buffy by everyone’s favorite nerd Joss Whedon and have found it tolerable, and at times enjoyable. Whedon used a lot of the show’s plots to discuss themes on life and coming of age. It also has some wickedly sarcastic humor.

H2, and most J-dramas, are simply about high school life. It would be like reading a teenager’s blog. There’s no discussion on themes but rather just watching teenagers act like teenagers. And the humor is just bad. Personally, this doesn’t interest me very much.

Japanese Level: Something around conversational level. A lot of the sports moments has very manly colloquial speech, which is much more difficult in my opinion. Also, some of the behind the scenes moments (why does the principle want the team gone, etc.) requires more advanced Japanese. However, I think because the subject matter is baseball and not too much else, it would be easy to familiarize one’s self with some key words and word mine through some of the dialogue. You could easily get a sense of things from doing this.

The rest of the show is fairly standard. Dialogue between A and the girl is standard and easy enough to follow. This is also a great show for people to try to pick up some Japanese because a lot of it is physical based plot lines. You won’t understand what is going on between characters or who is who so much but you’ll definitely be able to follow most of the plot without understanding much of what is said.

Final Thoughts: This is a show that I simply couldn’t get in to. If someone loved baseball I could see it working. If someone really wanted to practice some Japanese and didn’t care about content they might find it worthwhile. Finally, someone in their late teens or early 20s, who still thinks high school was the high moment of their life, would probably really get a kick out of it. Heck, someone who just likes to look at cute people would also enjoy it.

It’s not a bad drama; it’s just not for me.

Verdict: J-drama watch-o rating:    I’ve seen worse.

Densha Otoko Review

Let’s talk about one of the more popular J-dramas out there, 電車男, or Train Man.

Densha is purportedly based on a true story about an otaku guy who saves a woman far above his level from harassment on a train, and consequently enters into a romantic relationship with her. From what I can tell the story is flimsy at best, and my best guess is that it had trace elements of truth with a lot of embellishment from the real Otoko.

That doesn’t subtract from the show, mind you.

Yamada is a normal Tokyo otaku. (For those of you who don’t know what an otaku is, picture any Japanese-obsessed person you know who shouts out random Japanese like “kawaiiiiiii” and talks incessantly about various anime or manga.) His hobbies include anime, manga, action figures, looking at models ankles, tight pants, rolled cuffs, and glasses. He is also deathly afraid of women.

One day he sees a beautiful woman being assaulted by a drunk on the train. As the only man with suspenders holding up his tighty-whities he feels he’s the only person around capable of stopping this hooligan. He does, and much to his surprise he is thanked by the beautiful woman.

He calls her Hermes after the thank-you present he receives.

So begins a love affair that involves a lot of Hermes saying “sorry”, Densha stuttering apologies during 90 degree bows, and them both using insanely polite language simultaneously while holding hands.

I’m going to skip the situations they get into because it’s fairly easy to guess based on these two facts: he’s an otaku, she’s a wealthy person living in high-class world.

Why does any of this work? Well, let me briefly explain.

First, there’s the fact that these two characters feel real. Yes, they feel like stereotypes to some extent but at the same time they could be someone you know. It helps create a sense of attachment to the characters.

Then, there’s the real reason: Densha and his friends.

Densha, for lack of better English at the moment, is completely lovable. He’s annoying as all get out, but for some reason you never get tired of his constant shtick of apologizing, bowing, whimpering, chickening-out, and acting like a 13 year old asking Angelina Jolie out to prom. He’s so damned sincere, his heart so apparent, that you can’t help but root for him.

Densha comes with friends. Lots, and lots of friends. However, these are internet friends whom he has never met. The relationship formed between Densha and these chat-room homies, the way the show explores said relationship, and the importance this plays on the story will most likely have tears rolling down your cheeks at times. It-is-beautiful.

The intro music is “Twilight” by ELO. It fits perfectly and by around episode 4 you’ll have that “YEAH!” feeling when the music kicks in at the beginning of each episode. Densha is a master at making you feel good about things.

It involves some standard J-drama tropes but doesn’t go overboard with them. This is one of those shows that really shouldn’t work when described but somehow pulls it all of better than most shows you’ll watch.

Japanese Level: (Remember, this is all in the context of “native level”) Surprisingly, not that bad. Densha and Hermes spend so much time speaking to each other formally it makes the Japanese portion of things pretty easy. Densha’s friends can be quite difficult to understand, depending on who is talking. If you are up on your “very guyish” speaking you’ll survive these parts. There is also quite a bit of Tokyo slang and otaku slang used. References to anime/manga/otaku culture are numerous; however, I feel missing these (as I did) doesn’t subtract from the show. Knowing them would probably add something to the show.

Final Thoughts: Densha is perfect for someone looking for an accessible drama where knowledge of human beings rather than knowledge of subtle Japanese culture provides context for the friction between the protagonist and his love interest.

At heart, Densha is the story of love. Not romantic love, but instead human love. It’s a story about how love can lift us to heights we never imagined we could achieve. It’s the story about being true to yourself and how good things will always result from that. It’s the story of chest high, tight pants.

Final Verdict:  J-drama watch-o-rating =   MUST WATCH!

Review Kickstart

Let’s get this J-drama review section kick started, shall we? 

First, I think I’m going to divide this section into two further mini-sections: Reviews and Impressions. 

The reason is J-dramas just tend not to be very good from my experience. I’ve started and stopped many more than I have completed. The problem I have is they tend to have very weak, usually helpless female characters, focus on high school life, resort to not-very-funny humor, and feature adults who act like anything but. In other words, things that most Japanese people can identify with. 

However, there are some good dramas. Hopefully I will help you find a drama that might suit your taste.

I will also provide a brief description of the Japanese involved with the show, for those interested.